HEY IDIOTS

Yep, you:

~ Dorky couple making out on the subway.

~The guy with the cell phone that's playing crap-jams super loud out of his cell phone.

~Fucker saving multiple seats at the movie theatre with just an article of clothing.

~Sales asshole calling my stupid office job and then trying to sell me something when I have neither the want nor the authority to purchase anything.

~Dumb-fuck textin' n' walkin' all slow ass down the sidewalk.

~Boring jerks.

~Slutty bartender girls at Applebee's.