OH LORD, WE DON'T TAKE THAT SHIT

Roller coaster couple of weeks, to be certain.  We have ascertained that certain things suck, while other things are awesome.

~Things That Suck, And Verily~

Working (see also, "Almost getting fired")

Doin' shit you don't wanna do

Almost dying (more on that later from Mr. Hood)

Being a long-haired hippie

40Loko

~The Things of Awesome~

The Nic Cage version of The Wicker Man

Looking like you got punched in the face (again, I bow in Mr. Hood's direction)

Books about Michael Jordan

Eastern European weirdos that cut hair at a barbershop that exclusively plays dub reggae

The "Boombox" video

40Loko

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